I live in fear of my toilet… yes…
The toilet on our main floor is evil. It likes to fool you into thinking it’s fine and dandy and then it sneaks up and floods the bathroom without warning. So how does one deal with an evil toilet? Well the first line of defense is to avoid using said toilet… Now this is quite impossible to do when a person has 4 children three of whom use the toilet. So we use plan b. Plan b is where I stand up on the little step stool there to aid the little one in using the evil porcelain monster and flush whilst having the plunger at the ready.
Now you must understand that to be really evil the offender must attack with the element of surprise. So it is at those times, the times when I a feeling pretty safe… The times I don’t have that plunger ready.. that is when it strikes..and of course with this bathroom being so small…there is no escape Mwah haha it’s got you!
Later…where do the socks really go?
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