If you give your wife an area rug..

She will look at the room it is intended for and ramble in total jibberish…

Then she might take everything out of the room ..

Scrub the floor by hand..

And then she will look at the walls.. She will think.. these walls need some paint..So she will paint them..

Then she will put down the lovely new area rug..Sort all those kids toys and put things back in order..Then the kids will come in and play..

and she will ramble in total jibberish…