I have on more child to potty train. He’s doing alright at it. He is getting there at his own pace. Yesterday he had his Batman underwear on and had a little accident and they needed to go in the wash. This morning instead of a pull up he wanted his Batman underwear.. I hadn’t gotten it in the wash yet so I couldn’t let him wear them. He tried to be very helpful. “Moooom you have to turn on the washer!” Said he..
Well I agreed and said I would do it in a little bit. Then a few minutes later I was talking to him and I said I needed to go potty, well he wanted to be helpful again, “Mooooom, you have to pull down your pants and hold up your shirt!” said he.. then he ran into the bathroom and lifted up the toilet lid and the seat so I could go potty.. isn’t he helpful?!!
Avast! It be talk like a pirate day.. so here is me entry in Piratese..
I be havin’ on more child t’ potty train. He’s doin’ alstarboard at ‘t. He be gettin’ thar at his own pace. Last high tide’ he had his Batman underbritches on an’ had a wee accident an’ they needed t’ go in th’ wash. This mornin’ instead o’ a pull up he wanted his Batman underbritches.. I hadn’t gotten ‘t in th’ wash yet so I couldn’t let th’ lad’s wear them. He tried t’ be very helpful. “Moooom ye be havin’ t’ turn on th’ washer!” Spake he..
Well I agreed an’ spake I would do ‘t in a wee bit. Then a wee minutes later I be talkin’ t’ th’ lad’s an’ I spake I needed t’ go potty, well he wanted t’ be helpful again, “Mooooom, ye be havin’ t’ pull down yer britches an’ hold up yer shirt!” spake he.. then he ran into th’ hade an’ lifted up th’ hade lid an’ th’ seat so I could go potty.. isn’t he helpful?!!
If ye want to be translating yer ship’s blog to piratese then do it here me hearties!
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