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How To’s Day: How to Get out of Stuff.. you know like cooking and cleaning..

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in Knitting Without Needles

Start with having 4 kids. (By that I mean actually giving birth to them)
Having said kids will mess with your veins in your legs.
Get one of those veins to pop out and hurt and get really generally ugly.
Show it to your husband, who will not like the looks of it.
Call the doctors office and they won’t like the sound of it.
Go have them look at it and they will really not like the looks of it and order you off your feet till they can get it sonogrammed.

Yeah.. that ought to do it.

So here I sit goofing off surfing the net.

Checking out stuff like this:

Pretty neat bike, I don’t think my doctor would approve… at least not this week.

Comments

2 responses to “How To’s Day: How to Get out of Stuff.. you know like cooking and cleaning..”

LizAnderson

06/17/2009

Hmmm, too bad you can’t put them back and make your leg all better, right?

On second thought………I hope you are well and can get back to that regularly scheduled housecleaning.
Kathy

06/20/2009

Yep, sounds like a good way to out get of doing housework…but will it be waiting for you when you are back on your feet? Why can’t houses be made of the same stuff as self-cleaning ovens? ;D

I hope it isn’t anything serious!

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